Got happy but then sad he was gonna break the gorilla’s heart by leaving.

Why is everything so big?

Hmmmm. Now, I know plenty of bipolar people. As far as I am aware, they are all vaccinated. None of them have ever KIDNAPPED any bloody one. Your move, dude.

I thought occasionally they used less dangerous variants of the viruses as well, or did they stop that a while ago?

Except vaccines that are live:

I’m still disgusted that the Vallejo cops won’t offer an official apology for calling a goddamn press conference to declare this a hoax and call her a liar. I hope she sues the fuck out of them.

*dead*

That’s Zoot, man! He’s not really with it, but he’s a killer saxophone player.

Surely Crazy Harry would have been the one to do it...

“Lana Del Sow “

Le google

GET OUT. NOW COME BACK AND GIVE ME A HUG FOR THIS.

I got a mom/dad vibe. My dad (who worked with computers but was slow to catch on to modern means of communication) would send me an email, and then text “I’ve sent you an email”. And then call to say “did you get my text? I’ve sent you an email”.

Hard to read tone from a tweet sometimes but that Oprah tweet has all the vibes of “please see teacher after class”.

Did he ask her “Is that [being pregnant] why you’re breathing too much?” hahaha

Fuck this adorable British child. He is too cute and it is melting my cold, dead heart.

Baaaaay Baaaaaaay

This is probably the most honest thing I’ve seen all day. I would probably have the same reaction.

This is what pure, unadulterated joy looks like.