I like the crazy colours too - esp. as my clothing tends to be quiet earthy colours and then..BLAMMO!! NEON IN YOUR FACE!!

i kind of love these. they are so ugly they are beautiful.

Same here. I wear an 11 wide. Shoe shopping in general is dismal.

Yep! And a workout top that isn’t purple or neon. What is WITH all that purple crap?! I’m not 13 anymore. I like other colors.

I like minimalist trail running shoes for hiking. I LOVE the Vivobarefoot Neo or Breatho - good color combos (just like 2 or 3 colors, not the entire rainbow + neon), no weird designs, etc. Of course they’ve discontinued them for the most god awful neon puke shoes ever. I’m so irrationally angry at them right now. I…

The WORST part is, you absolutely CANNOT pick shoes based on what they look like, and I feel like people who make for-real running shoes KNOW THIS. They know you’re basically suckered into whatever $110 pair the person at the running shoe store tells you will be least likely to injure you because blah blah blah…

I’m not even going to gender neutral. I just love deep blues (royal, navy, midnight) and can never find running shoes (or a lot of workout gear, to be honest) in anything but pastels or bright neons.

Yes! I can’t seem to find lady’s shoes that aren’t in ridiculous “lady” colors. I once found some Nike’s that “matched” my husband’s but the cobalt blue on his shoe was a periwinkle on the lady’s shoe. I WAS SO MAD. I hate colors like that. Can’t a girl just get some gender neutral-colored shoes? Men’s running shoes…

This is 100% accurate. It is apparently a desire beyond the realm of reason to want a pair of athletic shoes that do not look like Grandma's orthopedic Velcro sneakers AND YET also does not look like Lisa Frank's wet dream.

That’s disgusting. The government presents this sparkly clean image of the handsome/beautiful PC volunteer smiling as they help “third world” brown children drink water. THEN they send their women to areas of the world with high levels of gender violence, and basically hold them accountable bc they “knew” the risks.…

A 32 appears to be even rarer in the wild if you aren't looking for an A or B cup. I have never noticed that before. Thanks for the help!

So there was this guy who would always sexually harass me on my way home from work. I’d get off the train and walk by this auto repair shop. This motherfucker didn’t even work at the shop — the shop owner described him as a “parasite” who loitered outside of the shop trying to buy up junkers and always hollering at…

Well, I guess we know what to do with the face lace.

Being British and studying in the US, I acquired the rather unimaginative nickname ‘England’. I was sitting in my dorm room with my new boyfriend and a (finger)blast from the past, and the blast from the past casually mentions that we banged, and looks to the boyfriend for a reaction. Boyfriend’s jaw twitches a…

I think Canada is pretty near to Mars as far as shipping prices go. It’s ridiculous.

In addition to the myriad of other ways this movie (and it's predecessor) are awful:

Not only do I have that shower curtain, I bought it Halifax. Keep the faith, fellow Canuckian.

Pretty much. “Shower curtain: $13.99 (USD). Shipping to Canada: $ALL YOUR MONEY, BITCHES!!!!” This is why I can’t have nice things (from the US).

I want that shower curtain but fuck getting shit shipped to canada.