How fucking stupid do you have to be to engage in this kind of fuckery FROM A GOVERNMENT COMPUTER?

What you're calling "a government cellphone" most likely refers to phones subsidized by phone companies. The Lifeline program began with the Telecom Act of 1934 as a subsidy to local service, paid for by the high costs of long distance service. After the breakup of AT&T in 1984 (under Ronald Reagan), the costs were…

Hey guess what, I'm a vet, and I served with ALL KINDS of douchebags. You must be one of those right-wingers that think we want and/or need people like you kissing our asses all the time and serenading us with Toby Keith while throwing "Support Our Troops" magnets at us. We don't. We are not that stupid and don't…

I'm super confused about this. How do you know he's on welfare? And what form of welfare? Is he on food stamps? Why was your pizza place accepting food stamps? It if was food stamps, your restaurant was breaking the law. If it wasn't food stamps, it's really none of your goddamned business. And where do you like…

(yes, in the Mustang...I know, shoot me, but she did her job and I alway kept her clean and maintained, as I still do now)

Just to let you know, I earmarked my tax money to pay for this particular guy's pizza, so lay the fuck off. It's paid for, we got it covered.

Those ungrateful Poors. Obviously wasting money they clearly don't deserve.

A few weeks ago it was circa ten degrees and my mother and I were out shopping. I had this urge for a Mocha Frappe from McDonalds. It was like always very good. What has the temperature have to do with food? People stand in front of outdoor grills in ninety plus degrees to eat burgers and sausages. So in winter why…

My parents were Finnish and they did a lot of things that weren't normal because well they actually weren't normal! By any stretch of the imagination. These people going to the wine-tasting weren't Sami reindeer herders, you know? Luckily we have laws here.

Who ARE you people?

My beautiful toddler threw up for the first time last week (stay with me, here). It was late at night and we heard her coughing... went to check on her, saw the mess, cleaned her up, change of clothes, all that.

If anyone wants to know what being a photo major at art school is like, it's a lot like this. While this is celebrated and gets high praise, my images are too "kitsch."

This makes me feel better about saying "Don't be so fucking Kinfolk" to my friend the other day.

I met a "stylist" a couple of months ago who calls herself a "fashion blogger." She kept mentioning to me how important it is to her career to blog, and how difficult it is some days when she has to spend hours crafting the perfect post. I honestly figured she was really talented and creative about it, but when I…

Wait...who is taking this picture if both of his hands are in it?!

Can I just say how happy I am that we are making fun of this right now? To be clear- the friends I have who do this are GOOD PEOPLE and I don't hate them for it, but....it is just so MOCKABLE!

I'm 100% with you there. I'm also seriously considering signing up for Instagram and will likely instagram a picture of tonight's avocado toast dinner.

Teehee so true, I remember well my first ever attempt. The Latvian girl I worked with looked at it, turned to me and said 'I think you are needing the sex.'

in real life 90% of latte art looks like a penis.