I’m just going to say of course the osbournes would leave one of their own for dead for a dollar.

blink rapidly if you need help, portia

I thought Ellen and Portia famously had like a shit ton of property? I don’t understand why either would have to use Courtney Cox’s guest room.

Fuck these goddamn pieces of shit. We have got to dismantle this institution. It does not work.

My friend’s father is a dermatologist who specializes in tattoo removals, so she grew up with large tubs of Aquaphor always around and was the one who recommended it to me once I figured out that “medicated” balms were my problem and not the solution.

Watch out for things like mineral oil or vaseline (both petroleum products) or parabens (methyl-, ethyl-, or propyl-; they’re all preservatives). They’re bad for you, but worst of all, if you’re susceptible to becoming allergic to things, they’re the gateway allergens.  Then you get to spend your life reading labels…

This is a great product—it also has a nice shine and a teensy hint of rosy color that warms lips up a bit. I wear it during the day a lot.

I certainly hope it becomes a requirement of all employers that you get the vaccine. I want these fuckers fired with total loss of financial stability. You don’t want to act rationally for other people? fuck you, go live under a bridge.

Serious question.

This dude looks like he’s taken so many roids that he’s turned into a walking thumb, but yeah sure why wouldn’t he be a responsible voice on epidemiology or vaccination?

And if you do want to get Covid-19 and pass it to others, please go fuck yourself.

Yes, this. I think we make too much of the protection a vaccination gives the receiver and too little of the benefit to the community -- but then again this is just like the mask thing, so I’m not surprised.

I believe that its’s people in their 20's and 30's that were passing around Covid-19 with the most and were asymptomatic. If you don’t want to get Covid-19 and pass it to others please get the vaccine.

Yikes. Does anyone want to be known as "that guy who was mean to Tom Hanks' wife when she found out she had cancer"? 

Campaign slogan suggestion: “I got mine, so fuck you.”

Never forget:

Honestly, the more likely situation is “Caitlyn Jenner, hopeless has-been fame addict, agrees to publicity stunt in order to squeeze out just a tiny drop more of public attention, and hires most effective ass-polisher to buff her backside for interim.”

What that clear vision is exactly has yet to be revealed.

Caitlyn Jenner, a trans woman, hitches her wagon to the same party that openly denigrates trans people by pushing legislation that basically legalizes discrimination... hires an ex-Trumper wife beater to run her campaign...
That sure sounds like a solid strategy.

i do not celebrate straight men who don’t eat pussy sry