Yeah, I’ve gotten to the point where sex is nice but not really worth the hassle. Orgasms have always been difficult for me, doubly so with a partner (they’re distracting, lol). Best sex I’ve ever had was with another woman, because god love men but they don’t know what the fuck even they’re doing, especially if you…

I often wondered why she dropped off the face of the earth. I’m so glad she’s recovering.

That seems like a terrible solution to her grief, his whole family (successor/estate/family?) is grieving too, and ruining their lives (financially) doesn’t seem very productive, especially since I’m certain she is far wealthier than they are. I’m sure his operating company has insurance so that seems like a better…

What exactly is she hoping to get out of suing the pilot’s estate? I feel like it’s in poor taste, when you presumably have an enormous fortune, to sue the (presumably significantly less well-off) family of the deceased, not when you’re already suing the employers of the pilot. 

Pete is a puppy.

ah ha! nice try pete

I feel like not enough is said about just how solid the women of SNL have been for the past, I dunno, ten years?

wow i guess reflexively branding yourself as a self-aware deadbeat who knows he’s a letdown as a cast member didn’t pay off after all

How about#Panamanian pandemonium?

Hey kittie cats! So, you know when the furnace for your apartment is old, sparks, and occasionally stops working, and you tell your landlord over and over because you both like consistent heat in the winter and also don’t want to die in a furnace explosion, and he ignores you because he’s cheap and actually doesn’t…

Shelter Catstravaganza!

The thing is, I kinda do blame Elle.

Donald Trump is a flaming pile of shit 

Thank you for reporting on this. Ask E. Jean was always a hilarious romp. I once questioned her advice to someone and she and I had a weeks-long dialogue as to the situation (which I believed might be risky to the querent). She was thoughtful and extremely concerned: not merely witty but truly wishing to do the right…

So Elle stands with accused rapists over their victims? Good to know...

Earlier this month, a video circulated showing Bloomberg once again describing transgender people as “some man wearing a dress,” this time in 2016.

“If you go to the middle of the country, people would say, ‘If your conversation during a presidential election is about some guy wearing a dress and whether he, she, or it can go to the locker room with their daughter, that’s not a winning formula for most people,’” Bloomberg says in the video. “They care about…

Well, she’s a jerk, so.....

Between the “We are buying this as our vacation home because we come to (obscure location) so often!” and the “We are buying this hut and putting a million dollars into it to make it look like an American house” I hate most of the HHI homeowners.

I am addicted to House Hunters International. I derive enormous pleasure from hating on the couples. They are all SO dysfunctional!