How sad for you.

You don’t know who Tessa Thompson is? Well you’re not a queer woman. 

I too have tried every lip balm in the known universe and Laniege is a keeper. Please try the gummi bear flavor, it’s delicious. 

Yeah, my memory is bad. But it’s not bad enough to forget all the shit she’s said. 

I know I’ve said this before, but it’s still gross. Raw bacon. I could eat a package of raw bacon if you left me alone with it. I don’t know why, but I loved the smell. Help me.

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but I wouldn’t want you to have a good time. 

Yeah she is.

Some other fool.

Megan Thee Stallion.

Who let you out of the greys?

My eyes cannot roll any harder at the suggestion that she is anything but a fucking goddess. I want to be first in line should she ever decide she’s into older women. 

Bless you Penguin, I’m in your husbands shoes. I’m the disabled one. I would trade places with him in a heartbeat. 

I’ll tell you what rich people in Wyoming do. My uncle is a rich person in Jackson Hole. He fishes. They do “philanthropy”. They hate democrats and “socialists”. That’s why I haven’t spoken to him in like 10 years. He’s also a smug asshole. Beautiful home tho.

Let’s start by taking away their tax exemption.

Brie Larson huh? I’ve heard she listens to girl in red. 

Congratulations for making making your dreams come true. I hope you make it all the way!

Did you read the article? It was brought up. 

It’s less of a theory and more of a takes one to know one. 

Umm..... I don’t want to speak for Brie Larson, but I don’t think she’s heterosexual. 

I’d love to be their handywoman. Just sayin’.