I just donated. Hopefully, when this is all over, I can visit. 

We were fostering the sweetest little chihuahua, but she had one really weird habit. She would lay back and I’m not kidding, use her two front paws to furiously rub one out every chance she got. So like 50 times a day. I have video and it is disturbing. And a little hilarious. I’ll send it to you Maria, if you ask for…

I’m late but this is easy. Eating raw bacon. I could not be left alone with raw bacon in a fridge at our house or a friends house. Just the smell of raw bacon was enough for me to scarf as many pieces as I could fit in my body. Luckily I grew out of that habit as an adult. 

I’m officially in love with Alice Bag. Thank you!

I just ordered my Switch and Animal Crossing game today. It will be here in 4 days. I may not have to keep watching Tiger King over and over. 

Stop fat shaming your cat. I’m going to go buy that cat shampoo now. Thanks.

Stop fat shaming your cat. I’m going to go buy that cat shampoo now. Thanks.

I fucking love this. I’ve watched all of them, but To-est is the best. I have that song on my phone and I still listen to it all the time because you know I’m amazing!

I’ll have lots of “jokes” to tell when she shuffles off her mortal coil.

Thank you for being so eloquent. I tried and failed. 

Child molester says what!?

Well I don’t pray, so I’ll just give him several thoughts.

Cool! We can all get one. Fuck it, I’ll get two. 

I have a burning bra tatty. Does that count?

I was just tickled reading this article because it reminded me that Karl Lagerfeld is dead. Yay!

I’m so embarrassed to even tell this story. Oh well, here goes. My husband invited one of his best friends from his childhood over for dinner one night and said gentleman was bringing his girlfriend. I had never met these people and I really wanted to make a good impression. I wanted to make something that I knew…

I’ve heard him talk about his struggle with anxiety and panic attacks. Maybe he was just anxious?

Oh I could. They wouldn’t sleep for awhile, they would have sooo many questions. But I would tell them stories. 

I’ve worked in the ER for like 15 years. This is not disturbing. 

Let’s hope 2020 is better for everyone Maya. Hugs to you my friend. Thanks for making the holidays better for those around you. 

No, really.