Oh you must live near me! Someone has been dismembering cats and leaving them around town for the past year. Keep your cats indoors, kids!

My first thought was “it’s her vagina, just say vagina.”

I live with chronic pain and I never use a “10" and I won’t even go into some of the things I’ve dealt with. To me if you’re at a 10, you better be puking or passed out. 9 is like screaming, writhing, crying in pain. Wanting to die. That only happens a few times a year. I wish there were a better way to express pain…

I’m in the queue at the library to get this. Reading this just makes me want it more. Nice job, Rich.

Thanks! It was really fun, I think everyone should have one.

I don’t remember which number it was, maybe 33ish, but my husband asked what I wanted for my birthday and I said a food fight. So all the neighbors and friends came over with their favorite throwable food item and we had a table full of food, jello, pudding, spaghetti, pies, whipped cream, wet biscuits, mashed…

This makes me happy. You are a good professor and I’m sure some day your grown up students will come back and thank you for making a connection with them. 

I read those. Disturbing.

Good for him. Maybe someday he’ll work his way into beige/yellow foods. Fingers crossed.

I am 50 years old and I have never tried ketchup. 

She lost about 1000 points when she talked smack about Colin Kaepernick. I will always being looking at her with a side eye.

Got Damn I love her!

I’ve had two kidney infections in the past 5 years and here’s what protocol I’ve put in place to stop UTIs and kidney infections: everyone washes their hands before making their way to the fun-time zone and doesn’t touch anything on the way, pee immediately after. It has worked so far. I worked in a hospital lab…

How did this “fine gentleman” get schlepped out of the greys? And better yet, how is he still here? Can we do something about it? This is why I don’t spend much time on Jez anymore. 

The NRA is a terrorist organization.

Yes, thank you so much. Never clear your cookies if you don’t know all your passwords/keys!

Yeah, I feel you. I had two cats that never touched my plants. You’re very lucky to have that plant of your grandmother’s. That’s so cool. Congrats on the new house!

A lot of rubber plants aren’t safe for humans much less animals. If you get the sap on your skin or in your mouth the sap is toxic. Just an fyi. I used to have several in my bathroom and when I would cut them back and get the sap on my skin, it would burn like the dickens!

I got a new kitty a year ago and she likes to chew on the houseplants. I had never had a problem with my other kitties so I didn’t worry about it. Then here comes Rizzo chewing on a pothos and spent a day at the vet getting fluids and labs. I had to throw out 95% of my plants and get all new ones. I just did google…

I just finished watching all the episodes. Gonna watch them all again tonight. Best show ever, I wish there were more episodes. Hey Julianne, can you get me out of the greys? I lost my key and had to make a new name. Thanks