No way, Todd gets hella chicks.

Thank you, it seems to be: A Way To Shine Shoes.

Your “quick way” and the “full way” you posted a link to are identical. You’ve never really shined shoes, have you.

Wilson is staring daggers into Moore’s numbers and drills him right in them. Garbage dirty play.

“Wait, someone actually let LeBron steal Plinko and put it on TV?!”

Actually, maybe ryanv23 has a basic understanding of economics.

You know what, I probably deserve that seeing as my comments in the past have probably been disrespectful to you. We, clearly, have different views on the world and the only thing we probably would agree on is that the other one is wrong. But, maybe, we can agree that the disparity has only increased over time…

Sure when Obama came into office and had a filibuster proof Senate and House majority that really prevented him from doing anything. But, please keep calling people names, that really adds to your argument.

interesting that the bottom 50% were not permitted to recover from the financial crisis. Those dastardly Republican Congressmen! If only Democrats had any Congressional power during Reagan’s term!

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

This is not a good article.

You forgot Lemmy in your rankings:

Mac Daddy Santa. Or as Augusta used to call him, black St. Nicklaus.

I come to Jalopnik to see cool photos and pictures of automobiles; read interesting and clever articles about automobiles; peruse equal parts snarky, knowledgeable, and funny comments about automobiles; and write my own rarely knowledgeable, occasionally funny, and aspiring-to-be-snarky comments about automobiles. Oh,…

Just put them in a basket and eat them within three weeks just as you would any other egg. Don’t lick the outside of the egg.

Also, I 110% believe that Trump would call either Don Jr. or Eric “retard.” The little one, I hope not.

Here is a required disclaimer to ensure my point is taken seriously and not dismissed as the ravings of some misguided Trump supporter: I voted for Hillary. I was not and am not terribly fond of her, but she was the objectively more qualified candidate and a demonstrably better human being. I don’t vote for…

This is so dumb. We have an electoral college, so candidates campaign around that. If it was a popular vote the campaign trail would look dramatically different. So, we have no idea who would have won a popular vote, if that’s what mattered.

The nation’s highest job should carry the highest burden of purity.

This. The price of the stick isn’t really the problem (at least for Biebs), it’s just incredibly disrespectful to hack the stick like that in a rec game.