Listen, I’m not saying this will get Dee off the hook. But if pop for Clostebol, you might as well go out looking like a champ. So here’s your excuse. You’re welcome.

Probably the hospital.

I would also love to see that. I know Joe is trained. I’m not sure what kind of training White has.

I pretty much do just that.

I mean you can’t predict the future on how good a 29th pick will be... but ya... that was a fuckup. Ironically, they were trying to do the right thing too by drafting a PG in case Rose’s knees disintegrated.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

I'll follow this up with responses that say "soccer is a fairy sport" to overcompensate for my soccer convo. Will that suffice?

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

What about Lakers, Magic and Rockets fans?

I see the resemblance. Superman also destroys any city he passes through.

Lackey just misses St. Louis because watching the Clydesdales standing on the assembly line pissing into all those bottles reminded him of childhood family picnics.

Think of it from the other angle. These guys will be used to it every game, while visiting teams will have to adjust or get fined. I think that’s a legit home field advantage once the Cubbies get used to it. Also, it’s not like they won any WS when they could dip on the field.

Yeah this is a sound critique. The city is thumbing its nose at its athletes, in a town which - for better or worse - positions its sports teams as representatives of the city itself (like most big cities).

Now I just want them to get a goat who dips.

I miss Jean Teasdale.

To be fair, John Lackey is the personfication of regret.