Damn my morning eyes...misleading title read as "Japanese P**n Star Swallowed Microphones" >.>

Meanwhile, from August's top sellers...

Half Life 3 CONFIRMED.

"Yes mom, we got sponsored, that means we're big-time now."

The main character from Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald was wearing a hat this whole time?!

Also known as "The Best Legend of Zelda"...

His eyes...

Xbox... use a coat?

There's way too many trees of relatively high detail in that gif for it to be a PS1 game. Should have just been a single poorly aliased poster image repeated a few times.

You gotta love Masako Nozawa.

Yeah, it came out screwed up but at least those folks got the game to read their facial data. Polygon's Owen Good couldn't even get the thing to work for him.

Does this work?

Oh derp, I just realized that, sorry!

I think nothing can amuse me more than this one.

go away whore's tattoo!

The problem with an all-male cast in FF XV is two fold.

Shinra.
Cloud.

Well played, SQNEX..