Print off and cut pictures if yourself or a loved one and glue their picture over those of the offensive chef on the books you already own. Only buy used copies of thier books so they will not see any more income from your purchase.

Just two nights ago, I finally beat Super Mario World. (I served with distinction in the Blast Processing division during the Great 16-bit War, so I’ve missed out on a lot of classic SNES titles.) Though it was slow to grow on me, I now gotta begrudgingly admit that it has replaced SMB3 as my all-time favorite Mario…

You have never met my uncle. A man so deeply steeped in Fox news, he would immediately turn into a being of sheer rage if some cheeky shopkeeper said, “Oh you mean ginger person?” and then call the aforementioned Fox news and try to get one of their “personalities” to cover the horrors of genderless cookies. I 100%…

Also, wow I really should’ve read your comment in its entirety. I’m really sorry for sounding like a callous asshole back there. 

He really moved the goalposts to a different stadium there, didn’t he?

Whoop, there it is.

That’s a fair assessment.

Eh, seaweed and bean paste don’t seem all that bad, and if it makes it creamy, bring it on.

1. They are 60 minute pieces.
2. The tv show will be based on the novels, the games just have huge design influences.
3. Tv shows have very different storystructures, pacing and budgetconstraints then videogames/books, which requires extensive rewriting.
4. Writing’s hard, more people means faster scripts.

Wait... is this a joke, or some sort of bug? This article is supposed to be about some D&D monster, but then it shows a picture of the president.

See, the problem here is that his mom’s vagina is so big that it crosses into both commercial and residential areas of the city. Any attempt to sublet parts of her vagina will run into serious bureaucratic resistance...

Does anyone else have a boner? Because I have a boner.

Narc.

Regardless of the Falstaffian feline’s forecast, I must insist that I be allowed to appear at the ceremony dressed like Larry Blackmon of Cameo in the “Word Up!” video. Whether or not it goes with the theme, that’s a dealbreaker for me.

My man is right! Somebody should make a movie about Obi-Wan’s backstory. I’d love to see how he met Anakin, watch their relationship develop, then see how that friendship shattered.

“The rest of the briefing, as is almost always the case, was notable only for Sanders’ preternatural ability to move her lips without making a single scrap of news or reallyanswering a single question.”

POP

I live in Kirkland, WA and remember when it was from a hot dog cart and you got a can of pop.

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS