God, I wish my snot tasted like tomatoes.

How do you know what Russian hooker piss tastes like, Mr. President?

I don’t go so far as disgusting, but it’s by far the worst popular condiment. Especially when people make it into a fucking salad dressing. People out here who gag at the idea of blue cheese dressing putting pretzel dip on their salads.

The correct answer is “another scoop of ice cream”.

Giving mods tools to effectively mass penalize people who participate in floods would be something useful Twitch could do without affecting the legitimate usage of these emotes.

Large crowds of people spamming one or two emotes is by far one of the most common forms of obnoxious behavior on Twitch. It makes sense to give moderators power to target that specific behavior when it happens. Why would it be necessary to pop up a list of banned emotes? Just don’t participate in the spam when it…

In short, sweet pea, I think you’re overthinking this whole interaction, and now you’ve made me write 400 words doing the same.

You can’t rationalize your way out of consensus reality. Sorry.

I bet some sick fucker has wrapped the egg in their scotch egg with bacon before wrapping it in sausage.

I absolutely notice that baco-bits are not actually made of bacon. They’re awful.

Sausage has chew. Bacon has chew and crispiness.

1) This is edging on “Richard Spencer, the dapper white nationalist” territory. We really don’t need fashion reviews for fascists.

Any rule that says that the item most commonly sold at places called “sandwich shops” is not a sandwich is much more perverse than allowing a hot dog to be a sandwich.

Yeah, the misleading content on the “Great Course” was about that “only a few days wages as taxes” claim. I’m sure there’s lots of legitimate content on there, and then there’s the people who think socialism caused the fall of Rome. Not that actual universities don’t have the same problem.

It’s worth noting here that Roar was Hedren’s passion project, written and directed by her husband, and that she was a producer. And she’s downplayed how dangerous the shoot was:

I watched a video a while back that was picking apart a right-wing YouTube video about the fall of Rome, and one of the reactionary’s main citations was a Great Courses thing. Turns out that the author of the “course” in question primarily cited his own not particularly credible work about how Rome fell because of tax…

Anecdotal observations of the ethnic makeup of contemporary Egypt do not really give us any insight into what the ancient Egyptians were like. There have been thousands of years of migration in and out of that region.

Your comparison to an anti-Stratfordian depresses me, because The Atlantic just recently published a huge and thoroughly stupid piece speculating that Shakespeare was a woman. Their evidence boils down to the usual anti-Strat shit (“how could an unlettered boor write so well about court life”, “no books in his will”,…

I’m glad you recognize that you’re wrong.

“This is all useless excess, all you need to put on your deviled eggs is caviar” is a pretty incredible take.