Since I can’t give negative stars to the unspeakable filth above, I have to just star this extra hard.

I like florentine if it’s a good tomato, and eggs sardou is basically a kind of benedict without the muffin...

Pork sausage is better than bacon if cooked properly, but for some reason people seem to fuck up sausage more. I don’t mind slightly burnt bacon, so you really have to go out of your way to totally ruin it for me. But I’ve had some bone-dry patties in my day, and links as shrivelled and grey as Rupert Murdoch’s prick.

As has happened before, this is much too broad a category. Bacon, scrambled eggs, and breakfast burritos? Poached eggs and eggs benedict? Cereal popping up out of nowhere near the end? “Egg dishes” and “cereals” both could be their own drafts, easily. And mixing together a la carte items with prepared meals is a…

You’re complaining that people’s reaction to pro-Trump language is “fuck off” like it’s somehow unfair. It isn’t. Reap what you sow. Fuck Trump, and fuck you.

Those people are either idiots or loathsome. Who cares what they think?

People have a negative reaction to a phrase indicating support for Trump because they despise Trump and his supporters. Why is this surprising to you?

[Donald Trump’s election was] like a birth of a child, or seeing your favorite sports team win the big game in person, that are just life affirming and you remember forever

It’s a bizarre claim. Oliver goes out of his way to cover topics other than Trump, and he doesn’t really do “look at this dumb shit Trump said today/this week” segments at all. The last episode he had which was primarily Trump-focused was five episodes ago, and that was about the Mueller Report. That’s the only…

Seems to me that a denial from Heckerling would be pretty damaging here. Not sure why he’d risk that.

Why do you think they’re making these products for meat eaters if meat eaters won’t buy them? If vegetarians didn’t want to eat meat-resembling products, how would these products stay afloat?

Imagining a 2019 version of that ad, the things that would be different are the jeans (they’d be much skinnier), the hair (he has kind of a bowl cut, and fashionable men’s haircuts are significantly fussier these days) and maybe the shoes. Of course, I wouldn’t look twice if I saw someone dressed like that on the…

It also seems to me that the British as a culture have a degree of affection for a certain kind of unassuming, sincere mediocrity. Isn’t that kind of the connotation of “cheap and cheerful”? And I’ve always gotten the impression that the Speccy’s relative shoddiness compared to significantly more expensive American…

Are you suggesting that having a lot of photos saved on the computer’s hard drive made it run slowly?

If this was “a few years ago”, where “few” is less than 5, he also made up a story about committing a federal crime within the statute of limitations.

It’s made with a rolled crust, so no, it’s not a cobbler.

Never? Why not?

Surely you can’t B. cereus.

It can get pretty nasty. And it’s associated with foods that most people don’t think of as “dangerous”, like rice. Like, I think if most people left out some shrimp fried rice overnight they’d be more worried about the shrimp than the rice, but that’s really not the case. I’ve known people to throw out pepperoni pizza…

Perfectly healthy adults can get serious food poisoning. You might not be at serious risk of dying, but most people would prefer not to be pissing out their butt for a week or two.