Long, slow clap for this. And have you seen his most recent speech where he is trashing the DNC and not-so-discretely blaming HRC for the national disaster that is happening now? Bro, SIT DOWN.

I used to want that, too. I became a full time single parent when my kids were 6, 4 and 1.5 and there wasn’t a day that went by for about 5 years when I didn’t think I could do it another day by myself. I promise you - there’s light at the end. They’re now almost 18, almost 16 and 12.5 and it’s like nirvana compared…

Me, too and I’m getting mine right fucking now. It’s now come to this. JFC.

Exactly. I’m grateful I stuck it out or I wouldn’t have this holy grail of a legal job now. But man, those were some brutal years and I had to check my ego at the door and accept that I would be overlooked and overstepped the rest of my time there if I wanted to have a normal life, like you said. High five to us for…

THANK YOU. It’s totally insane. When I was having problems feeding my second kid about fifteen years ago, I remember feeling like I needed to hide whenever I was feeding him from a bottle in public. The judgey looks, comments and unsolicited predictions from all of the Judgey McJudgesons
about my son’s inevitable…

And I’m sure it was 100% critical that it be done on that Friday night, right? Please.

This. I had what I thought were unbelievably generous and accommodating maternity leaves from my former firm only to find myself, upon my return to work, sneaking out at 5:00 hoping the elevator would arrive before people (men) saw me through the glass doors. Seriously. My heart rate would start to increase at about…

Either that or it’s meant to be so cost-prohibitive to clinics that they have no choice but to close.

What kind of parallel universe is this when peaches are #2? Shift those WAY down and agree 100% - move fizzy cola up.

Right? Count me in. She’s one of the most intelligent, articulate people on TV in general, not just cable news.

Oh, I know. And isn’t it sad that I actually questioned whether this was real...

I’m at work and so I can’t really “research” whether this contraption is real. Please tell me no. Please.

So much yes to this. She’s the best.

He’s the wooooooooooorst.

Sean Spicer says that the Department of Justice will take action against states that have legalized marijuana.

This. All day, this. Pence has been waiting for this moment Obama issued this directive. He is garbage.

I’m so in.

Same. I think the constant defensiveness and ridiculous hyperbolic responses to every single thing that is even questionably “of the patriarch” really waters down the true issues that should be confronted. Someone at my dog park recently called me a “second-wave” feminist. I think he (he! he’s a prof who teaches…

Hey, thanks... Here’s the problem: Thiel is connected to Lyft and the CEO of Uber stepped down from Idiot’s Technology Committee (or whatever it is), so I had to throw it back to Uber.

Aw, thanks for the kind words. It’s actually my coping my mechanism. If I don’t do something then I lose my mind and compulsively check the Washington Post and Twitter and it’s not cool.