Don’t forget about a gold facial. God, I'd be all over that show.

Totally disappointing and I guess it’s just habit that keeps bringing me back here. It’s a different place now and I’m bummed because NOW what am I going to do to pass the time at work?

No shit. It’s times like this where I have to bow out of the conversation because my frustration level with the lack of a thorough understanding is sky-high. Different generation, different expectations, I guess. Kinda like how I’m consistently labeled as “not feminist enough” because I’m allegedly a so-called…

I worked in DC for a dem Senator (like, unabashedly, outspoken, card-carrying lefty) in the 90's and can honestly tell you that what the republicans wanted in terms of welfare reform was disgusting and what was eventually pushed through - and lobbied for on behalf of MANY democrats - was what was passed, only because…

THANK YOU. I just came her to chime in and say that. Not only are people missing a whole lot of relevant context surrounding this bill, but they are also choosing to ignore or don’t realize that the bill addressed many other things - as most bills do.

This fuckstick of a fraud is personally responsible for the deaths of real, live people. Like, people who walk around and talk and exercise their autonomy and hold down jobs and such. I’m still waiting for the anti-choice outrage about his lies and violence they’ve incited across the country. (I’m an old woman and I…

No, thank YOU for posting this breathtaking page. Jesus Christ.

Good point. Way to stick it out and fight the power. UGH, man.

Of course. Consistency is the name of the game for these gems.

This is such a supremely shitty day (already) and your catch made me smile (inside). Thanks.

I’m sorry...what? There is an actual legislative committee named “the committee on the sanctity of life”? And people still live in Missouri after that creation?

What....the fuck. Seriously. I knew the guy was a moron but I’ve actually never read any of the transcripts of his diatribes. This is sensational. Or “tremendous”. I have 3 teenagers and I was trying to analogize him to at least one of them and you know, I can’t. On their worst days, they are more eloquent than he is.

Please tell me no. I just don’t get it.

I haven’t done this but it’s so weird you brought it up because someone at my gym mentioned the bacon/cheese thing and once again, I never would have thought of that. I really need to get my head out of my ass.

That’s why I end up throwing them out the next day - because they stick together. I never even thought of wax paper in between - DUH. Martha Stewart, I am not.

Heathen here: I had no idea about this day-after-toaster business. SO PSYCHED. I always, without fail, make too much pancake batter and I can’t bear to throw it away, so I end up making about 7 extra pancakes and then..throw those away the next day. Kodiak Cakes are my new thing, by the way. Protein pancakes FTW.

Pretty much any topic is up for grabs in a deposition and very few objections stand, including relevance. You can basically bark like a dog and the deponent has to answer.

I don’t blame you. The company I work for has a big base in Indiana and the employees there told me the association is pretty painful lately.

Because Indiana doesn’t have enough problems to worry about. Why not spend all of their time on something as...(all appropriate descriptive words escape me right now)...as this bill. I live in Chicago but will always be surprised when I read about what the Indiana legislature is up to next.

Jesus Christ. Right? It was already a shit day, but this just did me in completely.