I'm permanently changed because of that OTHER SUBJECT. And what's the deal with the words "prolapse" and "rosebud" suddenly appearing EVERYWHERE, in EVERY CONTEXT? If I could turn back the clock...

As a mom myself, I can tell you that nothing bores me to tears more than talking about the magical world of child rearing. Like I want to sit down and write a blog about my precious wonders' milestones and document what an adept and intuitive child whisperer I am, much less read someone else's. I will never…

What, so you expect me to read with some eye for detail or something? Man, do those two kind of look alike, though.

I don't know. Me? And this http://www.startribune.com/local/west/263… just recently happened? I might take my tone down just a smidge when responding to commenters on social media. That is, unless I have some sort of unbridled, well-documented rage and sexual assault "problem" that just seems to get the best of me…

Thank you for representing fellow Olde. I came here to write the exact same thing, while knowing full well how sad it was going to be that I was willfully revealing how old I am. I just couldn't fight the compulsion to make sure the right cultural reference was used. And now there are a couple of songs that I…

That's terrifying. That must haunt him - seriously. It would be my dirty little secret and I would have so much shame and guilt and horror about it that I'm certain it would eat away at me. And she was fine! Your co-worker - ugh. I feel for him. Not judgment; legit feelings for the guy.

Yes, we're "inattentive" and, you know, just not as good as most others I guess. Do you know how many times I've gotten off the train and walked into work only to realize at that moment that I forgot to put deodorant on? It was because I have my routine so fucking down to the T every morning that when one thing…

I totally agree. Daily routines are tightly followed by a lot of people. Jane takes the kid to daycare everyday on the way to work, while Bill walks the dogs first before locking up the house and going to work himself. We do get ourselves on autopilot. I take the train to work but it's not inconceivable for me to…

Seconded.

Shhhh...I would ask that you not call yourself a liberal and a feminist too loudly because you're an embarrassment to both groups.

Would that the Catfish team had gotten this on camera:

I'm sorry...did I just read that right? "Consensual but illegal sex"? Jesus H. Christ with the qualifiers and the "just get married if you don't want to get raped" and the "it happens all the time on college campuses"s. I seriously can't take it anymore! I feel like I live in a parallel universe.

Would it be better if the baby just sat and screamed during the ceremony? Would that make it more dignified for you than if the mom just fed her baby the way she's choosing to feed her baby? When a baby is hungry, it screams. The only way to stop that is to...feed the baby. And don't suggest that the mom could have…

Not to pile on, but allow me to pile on... Take a look at the last "sentence" of the second full paragraph from the top (I would copy and paste but I'm on my phone). I had to read it 3 times and I still don't know what it says, even when I tried to mentally add or subtract words as I went along. You lose some…

See, I'm the opposite. Probably because I hadn't introduced myself to the magical world of masturbation until my late 30s (oh, to turn back the clock). I'm now in my 40s and unstoppable. I feel like a 14 year old boy for about 2 weeks out of every month.

Seriously. I work for a patient satisfaction measurement company and as a "business associate" of the providers/hospitals we contract with, we are authorized to receive PHI. Because of that, the training every single one of our employees has to go through regular and frequent privacy and HIPAA training, regardless…

A) I wore sweatpants to all of my morning classes - in the early 90s! You know, that period in time that Sloppy Idiot holds in such high esteem, collegiate-fashion-wise. I was a swimmer in college and we swam every morning and every late afternoon (UGH). Do you think I was ever in class in anything nicer than a new…

You mean, it's none of his business what FEMALES wear. He used my favorite word.

I looked at the bike tours when I was in the rabbit hole! I TOTALLY want to do that. I have a weird obsession with most things Canadian, too. I grew up in Minnesota, so maybe it's northern envy? Who knows. Nova Scotia and Newfoundland are for sure on my short list.

Because I have zero life to call my own, my 13 yo son and I fell down the internet rabbit hole the other night because he had to do something about Newfoundland for school (?). We ended up watching youtube videos of Newfoundlanders giving lessons on the accent and language that's unique to it. I was dying and…