@dancerevolution: and the size of his penis. i think we need yet another woman to come out of the closet and comment on his girth.

Someone who endured Chicago's heat wave last week here. You took the words right out of my panicked and befuddled mouth. I opted to sweat balls rather than display my pasty white, glow-in-the-dark skin anymore than I had to in order to stay alive. Cardigan - check. cropped dress pants - check. kitten heels -…

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): ugh, so you don't ever forget, huh? (more than kidding). i'm a divorced mom of 3 and not a day goes by without my worrying about how much this will affect them 20 years from now. while i don't ever, ever bad mouth their dad (despite the fact that he's a…

I am a single mom so for the last 4 years I've hired au pairs through agencies to live with us. I found our first au pair because she was already in the country but "not working out with her current host family" and needed to be placed "right away". Being new to the au pair world, I hesitated at first because I…