I never want a smart TV or whatever they come up with. I just want a gorgeous image at an affordable price. Period.

I bought a new TV in September. 60" Samsung plasma with a 5 year warranty at Costco for less than $750. It's a gorgeous image and does everything I need it to aka it hooks up to my A/V receiver which has my PS4 and Chromecast attached to it to handle actual gaming and streaming services. What the fuck else would I…

People, just eat fruits, vegetables, fresh meat and fish. Try to avoid sugar, drink water, beer and wine. eat less white bread and you won't need to buy any vitamins. For saved money buy books or whatever you like.

In a similar line of thought, I propose that we replace stairs with a trebuchet. Calibrated with appropriate care you can hit the correct window just at the apex of your arc of travel, carrying nothing but a bit of forward momentum. To get down I propose a bungy cord that lets go just as your feet gently touch the…

The Mythbusters did this as well, and their findings were similar. Hand dryers just spray poo-water from your hands all over the place.

I might be wrong, but she seems like kind of an asshole.

They are rougher than what you can find in the baby stores but I think they are designed that way to facilitate swaddling. Too soft and your burrito comes undone. Also, these are larger than most baby blankets like the tortillas at Chipotle. We still use the couple from the hospital for our 6 week old.

Ferry to Staten Island for a view of the Statue of Liberty

Please make sure you tell the 9 people about this. They'll be pleased to know that it wasn't the fact that they bent it using their hands, or that their asses are too fat to sit on glass and aluminum, or that their hipster jeans are too tight to prevent the phone from shifting in their pants, but that it's just a…