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Will we get to meet a 'Cock Merchant' and see a table display of various rare cocks? Yes, it was weirdly acted. It felt like the Slaver had to believe them for the script to get Jorah to Mereen's fighting pits…

Yeah, 2 ages badly.
I like 3 and 5 best.

Also, not to go back to that episode, but whale-rider Sand's monologue about Oberyn confused me… I really didn't get what she was saying, right before she CGI speared that guy's head… Had to watch again.

I feel like Bronn could have killed all three of them with no effort.

Is this the 'Sopranos Season 4" of Game Of Thrones seasons?

I just mean, HOW does he not know about Ramsay. If he doesn't know, then in a way, he is winging it. It's a variable he shouldn't leave to chance. Why assume that the son of Roose is a good guy?

It's really ridiculous… also, it's a bit of a stretch that the Sand Snakes and Jamie / Bronn would arrive exactly the same time. Also, the sand snakes' mission was to kill Myrcella, not grab her to run off somewhere…

More things:
1. Cock Merchants? really?
2. Lady Olenna is awesome
3. Why didn't someone bring up Cersie sleeping with Jaime at that trial?
4. How fast does Greyscale spread? Shouldn't Jorah be all grey by now?
5. I thought Dorne would be more 'free-wheeling' then it seems. Oberyn made it seem like it was full of bastards

Totally, like a "Universal Studios Orlando GoT attraction"
They could have all had headset mics….

Building up the Sand Snakes to be bad ass fighters… I'm reminded of the build up to Werewolves on True Blood, only to find out they are ineffectual and slow & no match at all for vampires….

It was so bad that Bronn's comment, "You fight well for a little girl." went from being admiring and snarky, to feeling like he was taunting little girls…. lol

Am I the only one that found the Sand Snakes fighting to be terrible? Maybe I'm expecting more female badasser-y after having witnessed Mad Max this afternoon…
No one ever seemed in any trouble and the camera made it look like rehearsal.
IMO

Do Tyrion and Jorah shit off the side of the boat? Does Jorah help him pull
his pants down to do so? I need to know…

I really loved this episode…

I see it as a gold dress.

Thanks! Haven't seen the movie in a while.

"They messed in gods domain…" - Bride of the Monster (Ed Wood)

I was Randall Park's stand-in during filming for the new Amy Schumer movie (Trainwrecks). He's a really cool relaxed dude.