You need help. Like, serious therapy.

Translation:

Must be hilarious to see a women who has suffered a severe life changing injury and decide to make a joke about her.  

Not that you would have any experience with that

There’s been an uptick in really shitty commenters on this website. Like, there used to be worthwhile conversation in the comments. Now most every article’s top post is some armchair-expert whining about something or other, most often about Kotaku itself, in true “gamer” fashion

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

Irony’s a hell of a thing to commit to. You could just watch a good film, you know?

I also would absolutely never drink and drive -- but enough other people do, that I think I’d put up with the inconvenience in order to stop them from doing it.

I understand the hate, but I would much rather have a 5 second wait versus the amount of DUI’s out there. I have had too many friends die from other drivers crossing the lane while drunk. 

Dude illegally crossed state lines with a gun he wasn’t supposed to have to pick a fight, and he found one.  He’s a straight-up murderer, and you’re an axe-grinding piece of shit.  

The framing always seems to be “the story starts exactly one action before [whoever] started shooting.” So Rittenhouse started shooting because someone was chasing him to take his gun, and the detail that that someone was chasing him because he was displaying the gun in question as a threat has to be denied. The…

You can always tell someone is as liberal as they come when they declare themselves as such and then say crazy right wing shit

It took less time than I thought for one of you depraved, amoral pieces of shit to show up and stretch yourselves into oblivion to justify this murderer. Fuck you. 

That sure is a lot of words for "I'm a bigot trying to defend a murderer"

So let’s talk about it honestly. A child with an illegally obtained firearm crossed state lines and, while only equipped with said gun (instead of the first aid he claimed to possess), brandished it at multiple unarmed civilians. After being called out for being the punk he was, he shot and killed an unarmed man after…

He went looking for a fight and found one.  That isn’t self defense, except in Wisconsin and Florida.

“Ok, well, like I’ve said in other comments, feel free to find other sources of research reviews. I don’t know why I would otherwise suppose that because a company is public, they must therefore by definition act the opposite to private companies.”

I get you don’t like Ubisoft games, but that doesn’t mean you get to reclass them.

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everyone’s problem with every batman movie (particularly before they see it) has always been the casting, going all the way back to keaton.