What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

LOOK AT THIS. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

In a vacuum, might be shade. In context, too obvious.

I AM HERE FOR THIS!

Diane sounds like me... except rich and successful.

I volunteer as tribute

Middle school teacher here. Between the slime and the fidget spinners, I’m about to lose my mind. (Not that these things aren’t better than the alternative, but still!)

SHE’S NOT THERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Nobody needs to bring their A-game to fuck with a woman who puts jade up her vagina. You don’t even have to bring your B-game to do that.

In before the debate even gets started.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD?! THIS GUY!

Is anyone else just completely fucking disgusted by the post in regards to his half-asian baby and how his white nationalist friends just love her to bits? Like, how fucking low of a person do you need to be to use your own offspring as ammunition in your racist rhetoric?

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

My home, Kentucky, always making me proud. /s