Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.
No, parties are where you stand around eyeing the cheese and wondering whether people are judging you for reaching out to grab some for like the fifth time in a couple minutes, while you finish your glass of white wine.
Is it possible to develop a reading disorder later in life? I’ve misread 4 headlines today and thought this video/article was going to be about pirates.
Wow. It would be so much easier just to admit you’re gay, suck a cock, get over yourself and finally enjoy life.
Guys...guys you’re supposed to stand the toothpaste on the FLAT BOTTOM like it’s designed to be stored...the tension keeps the lid on...it’s not that hard.
Jenna Bush is bad on Today but I am more offended by her roving editor (or whateverthefuck) “columns” in Southern Living. Southern Living is like my Bible, and when Jenna says shit like, “I like to wear shorts in summer because it’s hot,” I want to commit murder.
If only there were some way to keep airlines from selling more seats than are physically available in a plane.
busy’s uber ride sounds fine. after 39 hours stuck in ATL airport, we got an uber from DFW at midnight and our driver would not shut. the fuck. up. telling me all about his son who is semi-pro ice hockey and how he trains all the athletes in texas, etc. etc.
Other outlets are reporting the woman’s full name is Tami Barker, and that she is an ESL instructor at a local community college. Someone’s in the wrong line of work.
It’s so curious that these conspiracy hunters find themselves - the one time there does seem to be a genuine conspiracy going on - on the wrong side of it and refuse to believe it.
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“And when he gets loudly, it gets VERY LOUD INDEED.”
Every time.
Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.
One of the most exhausting and frustrating things in the whole entire world is a privileged white person with oppressive political views getting bent out of shape because someone reasonably makes the logical connection from those political views to personal beliefs and calls her out on it.
“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”