In my parent’s house, there are framed photos of two very sad women. One is my great grandmother, who stopped speaking for 2 years when her daughter died after falling down a well. The other is my great great aunt, who died of a botched abortion when she was 17. It’s never been a family secret or a morality tale, just…

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Professionalism or not, being BFFs with Scalia is highly suspect.

It Follows (and grabs you by the pussy)

Yeah, well I didn’t live 33 fucking years to see Trump become president either.

Every single one of these cowards knew EXACTLY what Trump was when they endorsed him.

God, what I wouldn’t pay to have been in the Clinton campaign offices when this story broke today.

This fucking election. I can’t. This is a presidential election!!!

......But none of them will denounce their support of Trump. My god, how fucking slimy and greedy do you have to be to want a Republican in the White House?

I mean, it’s VERY important that pissing contest is up and running, because I have been looking forward to this year’s spooky stories since last November, and I will honestly burn something down if they don’t do it again this year. It’s tradition now.

I made nothing but “Hamilton” references during a board meeting. For two hours, I was only allowed to speak lines from Hamilton.

I love this so goddamn much. The girl is clearly an ANW superfan and I see that she is learning from the veteran ninjas. She is clearly studying their techniques when it comes to the obstacles. I mean one handed on the zip line? That girl is confident. She really is a superstar.

I believe the line was “I will gut you, like the pig that you are.” My husband and I still quote this line all the time.

i never watched “true life: i’m getting married” - but did they ever find a solution to the wife’s debilitating shellfish allergy?

Back in my escorting days I went to use the bathroom after a...session(?) & after I washed my face I opened his linen closet in search of a towel of some sort. I found a towel, but I also found a very elaborate shrine to Shelley Long. So. Yeah.