I’m so pissed that I actually know who these people are. I ruined the joke for me.

Are we not talking about how she has a big glass of lemonade in front of her? And they referred to the show as “The Lemonade Stand”?

You know, I honestly thought I was done crying about Prince, but then I see shit like this. It was lovely and perfect (and thankfully not another Purple Rain cover).

“Toni Morrisony” is so right. I kept having that thought throughout—sorrow, beauty, womanhood, magical-realism-ish, rising-from-the-ashes-of-your-pain-to-slay-another-day. Although I haven’t read it in ages, I kept thinking of “Paradise” in particular (maybe because of the commune of women).

Always.

This is my nightmare. Complete nightmare. Having 2,000 roommates and then paying $1 a roommate each month for the privilege of never having my home to myself. I would either set the place on fire or burrow so deeply under the covers of my crappy bed that it would turn into a chrysalis from which I would never emerge.

Does anyone have a gif that says, “I fucking knew it! I have always hated this guy!” ? It should evoke equal satisfaction and anger. Thanks in advance.

You guys, this is so exciting! Not only is she the first woman/first African American, but she’s actually, you know, a LIBRARIAN. The last guy was an academic (the Cold War was his speciality). Also Dr. Hayden is from the world of public libraries AND urban libraries, which is fantastic to have that kind of…

Disappointed, Meryl. Disappointed.

That’s.... that’s a pizza, right? That seal or whatever it is next to his name has got to be a pizza.

But my LA-based private school is still open, and after having a lockdown last Friday after receiving two suspicious calls to the school, I am very much not looking forward to the general vibe at work today.

Always and forever.

Missy AND Les Twins??

Just don’t act like a big baby and throw a plate of lobster on Tim’s lap and embarrass him.

I’m the exact opposite—I love horror movies and have fun watching them, but they can really stick with me and creep me out hours or days later. Haunted houses, on the other hand, seem like one big joke. Everything feels so expected! It’s funny how people can process “scary” things so differently.

Tonight... You.

And here I was whispering “tote bag” to my cat. Y’all have a much better vocabulary.

Not nooice, Key and Peele.

Noooooooooo, “This video has been removed by the user” !!!!!!