“Tiger back?”

“It was personally embarrassing and not what one expects from a world-class university.”

The fuck does that have to do with K-State?

I don’t think it’s appropriate to suggest institutions of higher learning entertain the notion of alternative fucks.

Counterpoint: Fuck KU.

How did they expect the details to stay in the locker room if the players aren’t allowed to use the locker room?

“Capel on ESPN report: “Really can’t speak on it. Disappointing when stuff that’s supposed to stay in the locker room gets out.”

“Really can’t speak on it. Disappointing when stuff that’s supposed to stay in the locker room gets out.”

except 2016 had no problem veering right

That bike rider did a great impression of 2016.

They *say* they don’t want their backfield penetrated, but they’re sending mixed signals. Blurred sidelines, if you will.

I bet things soured when his dad told him he saved 15% on his car insurance by switching to geico.

- 1, Drew would have worked in a sex boat reference.

That’s some A+ wordplay, Petchesky. I’m all aboard for some more good puns.

“For a Giants defense that was without Jason Pierre-Paul ... it was all hands on deck.”

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

To think, he learned no humility after his parents died performing high-wire acts for the circus.

He was only off by two feet.

Now those are words Talib by.

Aqib: when you’ve turned an Oakland Raider into a victim to sympathize with it might be time to examine your life choices.