2016's petit mort.

Which just means you wouldn’t feel the next 23 punches. Still worth it

but actually, I’m sure I’d be out cold after the first 3 or 4 punches tbh...

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Fat man in red spreads cheer on this xmas day

He needs a leg to stand on, first.

Somebody give this guy a shoulder to cry on.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Seriously, Tom, can you guys please fucking focus on what really matters: did he stand respectfully during the pledge of allegiance or not?

Reason #1 why the DH rule is terrible: Every fat fuck should be forced to play the field.