understand the pharmacist or county officer talking about their principles preventing them from distributing Plan B pills or not authorizing same sex marriage licenses

When Haiti has a better electrical grid than your state, the arguments that you’re not a “failed state” KINDA go out the window...

Stupid, wealthy, and influential are mix guaranteed to produce an asshole.

I had mixed up her brother and her husband, my bad. Too many sex offenders in her life. Still just wondering what she thinks the end game of staying at home is and how long girl thinks she can avoid appearing in court and getting it over with. There’s no way Nicki Minaj is going away for any significant amount of…

I think it’s kind of fun because he is clearly in his element and having fun with it.

some people when their order gets fucked up make a scene and call corporate and demand free shit and all of that costs money.

I like most things I’ve bought from IKEA, the problem is when I buy something large like a bed frame that requires disassembly when being moved. Keep them together and they’re fine, but they really aren’t made to be put together more than once.

Drake has enough time and money that he could have left the track off the album and done something else entirely. He chose to leave it there because he didn't think it was that big of a deal to associate himself with R. Kelly.

Found the "sigma!"

You’re such a gamma.

SMH typical beta male question.

journalists?

I dunno, probably similar to the word you’d use to describe someone who volunteers as a hall monitor for blog posts that absolutely nobody forced them to read.

You shouldn’t have to “push through” abuse! What is wrong with you?

That’s all very nice but I plan to keep right on washing my butt with soap, and lots of it, thank you very much. Also, if you want to come to my house, I suggest you do the same.

IDK about y’all but I ain’t eatting no ass that hasn’t been thoroughly washed with soap and water lol 

Yeah I imagine any new hosts and the staff have to be on the lookout because there’s nothing more toxic to a workplace than a mediocre white dude with power who didn’t get what he wanted.

Are you drunk, you're quite belligerent. I wouldn't trust you to board a plane currently.

The J&J vaccine has excellent protection against the variants. There’s an ongoing study for doing a boost, but the vaccine does what it’s supposed to do with a single shot. It was tested at a different point in the pandemic than Pfizer and Moderna, so we can’t directly compare the results from the clinical trials yet.…

My black people, repeat after me: no one is black enough to whitewash rape. No one is black enough to whitewash rape. No one is black enough to whitewash rape. No one is black enough to whitewash rape. No one is black enough to whitewash rape.