Or after a good 30 mins of searching your paid services you end up ‘streaming’ something online.

My theory is that he prefers foreign-born women to American born because he can have that extra narcissistic glee of “Look what I’ve done for you, making you a citizen of the United States. Now go do lady stuff and shut up except for telling me how great I am.”

Teamwork!

I also think people assume “we’ve been together 10 years we should break up or get married” and realize they made the wrong choice.

I wish I could star this more. Size is not a longterm indicator of sexual satisfaction or compatibility. I know a very quiet gentleman who is a superstar in the sack: he’s playful, voracious, has all the stamina you could ever need, a filthy imagination, a talented mouth. His dick’s on the smallish side of average.…

I got you

You speak for all of us my friend.

If you’re looking for both ability to orgasm and ability to administer an hour-long pounding, I think you’re going to be looking for quite some time. Usually the latter occurs only because of problems with the former.

I cant spend any more time with unpleasant white people.

LOL, I figure if my kids go snooping in my closet they deserve to be traumatized by what they find. Didn’t want to know that Dad likes getting pegged? Shouldn’t have been digging around where you didn’t belong!

I didn’t know that the Duggars were allowed to have computers when they were younger.

People seriously have to stop swiping when somebody shows you a pic on their phone. You have a single view license of that particular photo unless you want to see a pic of somebody’s butthole.

And cat piss. Lots of cat piss.

HELL to the FUCK no. Crawl spaces are not for anybody who fucks living humans. You are begging to be a smiling photo on a Have You Seen Me poster with this shit.

Threw Hard Shade.

No. What they do is muckraking.

We know she didn’t like it because she’s been interviewed saying she didn’t like it, multiple times. Get fucked.

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…