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May her subway cards be stuck in a “swipe again” loop forever.

Hire her, then when she shows up for work, tell her the process was all ‘performance art’ and her getting the job was just a prank.

I mean, it is good that he won because he was right and you were really wrong and bad, so phew, glad it turned out alright.

I once had a Tinder match invite me to his house for dinner....for the first meeting. Nope, dinner will not be served and I mean that in all the ways.

An open letter to Evan Narcisse:

Tourists should stick to buying their drugs and hiring their hookers from the hotel concierges. They go rogue and shit happens.

I don’t always participate in SNS, but I wanna say mad thank yous to the commenters that have helped me work through personal issues from the last few weeks, and in light of the Amber Heard article today, issues from my way, way past. I don’t have many close friends, my husband is my bf, but sometimes you can’t say…

Whatever we judge today will be tomorrow’s diversity moment so may as well just accept it all.

Girl be careful out there. There are plenty of misogynist dudes in that scene (as are everywhere, sigh). This is especially important if you are exploring your submissive side. A huge amount of lip service is paid to safesaneconsentual - but sadly this is a useful MASQUERADE for many creeps within that scene.

That’s really cool looking! It reminds me of something that a superhero would wear.

This is beautiful! Good luck!

That is so cool, wow! I love interesting dress-up outfits. I hope you have fun at the fetish ball.

There’s been a lot of post-sharing between Jezebel and Gawker lately. Gawker commenters are a little more rough-and-tumble.

Man, being an immigrant makes it so much worse. I’m an American living in Europe, and I remember how isolating the first few years sometimes felt. I’ve been here a long time now, with a built up social network, and I’d still be very tempted to be on the first plane home if anything went wrong in my marriage. It’s an…

That’s hot! Good luck with your future kinky endeavors!

I can’t believe I’m actually awake late enough in the UK to participate in SNS for once, yay!!

I think the players’ actions are genuine. I think the league probably never really considered following through with enforcing fines but used the announcement to draw attention. League gets attention. Players convey their message. Win-win (minus the institutionalized violence against American communities of color).

Scheisse.