Honestly I have nothing but respect for Wendi Deng. She’s got a type, and she is uncompromising.

Okay, this is stupid, but my ex-husband’s school just got beat by the school where my dad and half my cousins went, and I'm just over here like YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Comfort yourself with the thought that he’s probably going to get all the way-too-old cheap wine thats halfway turned to vinegar. Getting rid of that crap was probably the whole point of the contest.

I’m going to just repost what I said yesterday over on Gawker’s article. I’ve highlighted the part that any anti-vaxxer reading this should pay close attention to.

It’s like getting an all-you-can-eat deal and then deciding to live at the buffet or that MS unlimited-data plan where people were backing up TB hard drives. The terms were no longer feasible or realistic for the price she was paying.

selling your organs, closely followed by selling your eggs

Teachers make close to what you do in a corporate job?

“LSD” is a weird way to spell “PCP”

There was a thread a few weeks back about new CDC recommendations for all of us who might ever hold hands with a man and catch pregnant, and that was something a lot of women reported - that they didn’t go to a healthy diet immediately, for many different reasons.

I think it’s like planning for retirement. Sure, you could wait, then pay into your 401k, but the returns won’t be as good. If you’re planning to have the baby, then you’re investing in your genetic destiny. It’s a biological drive, nothing spiritual about it, and we invest in it.

When you work customer service, you don’t get to choose the customer. It’s like police work or being a doctor - you have to help whoever comes.

Bitch, please. I’m Latin American so I guess you’re accusing me of being racist against myself? I guessed narcos because of the location and circumstances of the father’s murder.

Because he wants to fuck her, that’s why. He cannot abide the fact that she sees right through all of his bullshit and isn’t at all swayed by his money or his sweaty orange face. He wants to fuck her and she’s all “HARD PASS, LOL.” Trump cannot handle it, and copes by calling her “crazy” and “sick.”

Shhhh. It’s far more convenient to blame the black woman because we all know how much power and clout black women have in Hollywood.

This is left field, ok?

Sending you empty uterus vibes!

She’s a terrible candidate. It’s why she lost in 2008. The myth that she’s more electable than Bernie is just that... a myth. The nomination was structured in every way to make sure that it was easy for HRC and she STILL can’t win.

You know, that is interesting. She fucking kills a person, and nobody gives a shit, because they’re too busy falling all over themselves supporting her for coming out transgender.