Isn't Mace legal in the US?

You could just give her really BAD bj advice. "Teeth. So much teeth."

Eh, she's not friendship material. Ignore her as much as possible until she is not your roommate anymore and then drop her. It's not your job to teach her about hypocrisy or blow jobs. Especially after her judgy slut-shaming bullshit.

OH NO, WE ARE NOT GOING THERE. That SOB was looking to kill someone black. I'm as white as they come and there is no doubt in my mind that the Zimmerman verdict emboldened angry losers like this. It's the 21st C version of a lynching with a get out of jail free card. "He was BLACK and I was scared". Puhleez,…

What women want out of their underwear: Lawmakers?

ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO DROP A DIME ON A SISTER???????????

I like that he thought they were being "overly cautious" because she's white and he's Black...nope - she was being overly cautious because you're a creep!

If I was taking my fashion cues from someone who walks around in giant mumus all day, I would be wearing curlers in my hair and letting a cig hang out of the corner of my mouth as I talk like Granny does. Aint happening. This is not vindication.

The weirdest part about uggs to me is how invariably, the foot stops striking the ground where the sole is sewn in and start hitting the ground on the side of the sole. It looks stupid when you're walking to basically use the side of the shoe as the sole.

MoGlo, I went from Tokyo (all the snow) and was about to go to DC (even more all the snow). But now I'm stuck in LA because my flight was delayed.

When the museum staff look at you like you are totally nuts, declare in a really loud voice "HOW DARE YOU MOCK YOUR KING?"

“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”
― Isaac Asimov

Oh, Honey... 'Sexy' is one of those adjectives like 'classy," or 'smart,' in that if you have to announce it to people, it probably does not apply to you as much as you might think

While I totally totally agree with about 99% of what you're saying, I really could do without the self-righteous tone. I'm glad you've adjusted so well, but not everyone does. And FYI, the heat in my office, where I am writing this, is out. The only thing I am getting from being indoors at work is a little less wind…

Guys. This is why you buy stuff on clearance when it's not in season. Don't wait until it's snowing to buy your snow boots!!!

Just horrible. What kind of uncouth, nasty motherfucker would use their iphone on the toilet?

When asked to comment, the lions responded with, "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM."

Sure, he got into it OK. But I am pretty sure he couldn't act his way out of it.