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Why is it so easy for you to ignore the information we have received and think up possible scenarios that have not been presented?

My brother once infected my mom’s house with bed bugs. We’re pretty sure he got them from his dirty-ass girlfriend at the time (I mean, she once left a birthday cake out on the counter til February and the birthday was in December)

Thank you very much!

This is 1990's Brooklyn, Nostrand Avenue for me. Where I could smell the grilled jerk chicken (made on oil cans that were cut in half) down in the train station when I came home from school. Memories =)

My mom send me a care package full of Isomers products (she has the most gorgeous skin and swears by it) and hair oils. I’m not in the US and getting this stuff in my current country is soooooooo hard

Girl, trust me when I say it will get better. I’m a little bit older than you and I have been laid off (which when into effect on my 25th birthday), and fired twice. One firing took place after I moved to another country for said job and was totally broke after having spent all of my savings for the move. The other…

really now? Can you recommend anything in particular?

The worst is moving across country lines! I have my stuff spread across 4 cities in 3 countries and it’s always entertaining when people ask me for my permanent address. What’s that?!

thank you!

If I can get it in AND the guy doesn’t do jackrabbit sex, I’m DTF. But they have to realize that we can stretch if they “massage” us first and not just try to stab my cervix

What a convincing commercial for Lifetime

I was honestly laughing to myself thinking, “I’ve never been on livejournal or even know half the things they’re talking about.” And then you brought up angelfire and vampires and the bloodletting and I remember when I stumbled down that dark internet hole. Man, those memories were buried deep

it’s quite possible that they couldn’t dispose of his remains and he acknowledged that might be a possibility by giving them an option

It’s because the son is already an adult with an established career. Please, don’t look for sexism where there isn’t any

A-FUCKING-MEN

Good Luck!

Just finished reading Jane Eyre. And I loved it! Cannot recommend it enough, it was a wonderful read that made me laugh out loud on the train several times.

OMG, I’m actually up in time for the social and I do not have a crisis that I need my Jezzies help with. Of.Freaking.Course.

Honestly, that’s how my boyfriend got me to give my first blowjob. It worked and now I’m hooked!