I love that she went to the trouble of making the golem the right size in proportion to the tiny Asura.

I can’t believe you’re saying these things in pubic.

From what I recall of playing Doom III, I felt like they spent too much time working on graphics and jump scares, as the gameplay ended up mediocre.

Or the best way to live.

Fun Fact: The two paint huffers appeared in two previous episodes back in the 90s... played by the same actors. :)

This crime should also count as animal abuse, since cops (usually?) have to kill any dogs in the house. Swatting pretty much makes you a pet murderer.

I’d imagine a Frank Miller cereal would taste gritty and the bits would be shaped like hookers.

Step 3.1) Quote the Clue movie endlessly while playing, to the point the other players will quit so they don’t have to hear “Oui oui, madam?” “No, I just have to powder my nose.” ever again.

I see Five Nights at Freddy’s is still going strong 200 years from now.

One should always have fashionable yet skimpy evening wear when battling post-apocalyptic mutants.

My uterus just ached... which is weird, since I’m male.

Sure you can. It’s like an arrowhead, so it’ll fly further now! AERODYNAMICS!!

It says right in the article there’ll be two Caps.

Um, no. Miles Morales is alive and well, and in the mainstream Marvel universe now.

In related news, Donald Trump annouced he invented anime and is married to a cat girl.

“WHAT PUNY HUMAN SAY ABOUT HULK’S NEW HAIRCUT??!!”

“You never had a friend like me!”

The Commonwealth looks greener than I remember...

Needs Slim Jim melee weapons.

“Chage Cahd”