It’s a scheme to get people to say she looks so young for her age. When she’s 30 she’ll be claiming to be 48.

So glad I chose to simply wait till January and get the missions for free.

Seriously. If he pulled up in the Pork Chop Express and said “Wanna ride along with me, son/daughter?” You’d go.

I don’t own cats, so it took me a moment to realize the problem/punchline is they clean themselves with their tongues.

*insert joke about making a trench run*

You can just wait till January 1st and get the quest for free. That’s what I’m doing, beecause fuck Red Bull and Activision.

Black and white tiger stripes? And a Hunter cloak that has a portion draped over the chest? Dammit Bungie, I can only get so erect.

Careful! The green one is escaping!

Am I the only one who’s “meh” on Shenmue 3? I remember playing 2 and thought it was boring as heck. If you’re excited for it, good for you, but I don’t quite get it.

Exclusivity for a declining franchise isn’t worth it. Not surprised Microsoft let COD go.

And this is a resounding “meh”

Asad Qizilbash is a hell cool name.

From the makers of Killzone, so probably exclusive.

$1 per game! Awesome bang for your buck!

It does.

Will this include nudity mods? I’m... asking for a friend. >.>

Mass Effect series, Borderlands series, original Dragon Age game, Gears of War series... damn, so many games I can play on my Xbone now!

It’ll be Bucktober 27th!

ITSHAPPENINGGIF!!!!

I think Melisandre (or maybe Davos or Ghost) will act to save Jon somehow. Perhaps spirit him out to be nursed back to health by the Wildlings. Without him there, nobody is going to give a shit what happens at the Wall anymore.