MOTOKOOOOOO!!!!!

CW may have picked the wrong guy to play Oliver Queen...

The doctor said that cream would clear up my crabs, but they just got worse! Now LOOK AT ME!!

Am I the only one that read this comic in Chris Parnell's voice?

"The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is kicking off this summer movie season in May"

Yeah, I believe that's correct. I think it's the same for the X-Men franchise. Sony and Fox will never let them go.

Yeah, no thanks.

And after the photo was taken, the eagle bit the woman's face off and flew away gracefully. God bless America!

The Book of Barney Stinson.

"But I don't want to suck your dick." See? Already a perfect comeback for it. It's a dance, really.

Actually, my favorite Klingon was Kor. He was old school.

Mission accomplished!

Here you go.

After Kim left, he drove home in his thimble.

Can't you read? It says they're as beautiful as dangerous! That says it all!

Abbot and Nugent are like the GOP and the Tea Party in a microcosm. Like Dr. Frankenstein and his monster. The monster has gotten out of control and is rampaging through the village, and the villagers are gathering their torches and pitchforks. Now the GOp and the Teabaggers are turning on each other, as Dr. Frank and…

At first I thought Lilo was the Imp.

Nerd boners ahoy!

It airs on Toonami, Saturday nights. Interesting in that it world premieres there, several hours before it airs in Japan.

I believe that recently happened. I forget the names, but there was a town somewhere that a bunch of racist d-bags wanted to take over and make into their own personal white utopia. Their leader had a DNA test on TV and found out he has black ancestors.