That whole video, all I thought that kid was saying was "Bitch, I got a hangover! Shut up!"

Mmm, just what I want, my food covered in cat hair.

Wouldn't a Palin biopic just be about her string of failures and quittings?

Hey girl, whyn't you slide on over here and give me full control of your womb? *wink*

I know what you mean. I don't grief players or exploit anything, yet my XBL rep has me down for stuff like unsportsmanlike conduct. I just chalk it up to assholes who can't accept that they lost.

Don't forget your bananas.

Cue Fox News complaining about Obama wasting taxpayer money on salads in 3... 2... 1...

No, he titters.

Yeah, this is definitely a mark in the win column for Xbone. The upcoming next gen console war is not decided yet.

Even better is "#imscaredofheights #jk"

And the "Random Nonsense Comment of the Day" award goes to....

Yes, she was in Die Another Day, a Bond movie that was only memorable for three things:

Then I pity you.

Heh, MgRonalds.

Also, her eyes are two different colors. I CAN"T TELL WHICH ONE TO LOOK AT!!

Oh Doreen, why do I find you so hot? It must be something about embracing the goofiness of your powers and not giving a crap what anyone thinks.

You know it was all Kyle's fault, right?

"and Octodad: Dadliest Catch"

YOU'RE DRUNK!

I would, but for some reason he's never around when Bruce Wayne is. Weird. Maybe we can ask Bruce if he knows where Batman is?