Maybe she should have photoshopped that very unfortunate pelvic tattoo... why would you want to appear to constantly need to “trim the hedges”...?

But there’s no Snow, so that’s a major, major advantage.

Tea Fields. Wazuka, Kyoto Prefecture. By Tugi | Instagram | Twitter

“I’m sorry to the Uber driver for the position I put you in. It is uncharacteristic of me”

I think it may have been made less effective with patches, but going for a bleed build with the Warden Twinblades and lots of points in luck was actually super fun.

Double-claw and go Wolverine on those assholes. DS3 makes it super easy too - you just need to ‘two-hand’ a single weapon and it equips a claw to both hands. Crow talons are ridiculous, especially with that fucking weapon art.

Aww, they’re not getting rid of Bill Nye? That show is gar-baggge!

I love Scotch, but if I did nothing but sit in my parent’s basement and film myself drinking whisky every day, I’d expect to get rightly called out on it.

Maybe now, finally, he can cut his hair, move out of his parents basement and get a useful job!

After Mass Effect: Andromeda, I don’t hold out hope.

“Dragon Age: Inquisition doesn’t hold up to three playthroughs and hundreds of hours.”

Dragon Age’s climax suffers from what I call “Morrowind Syndrome”. It’s almost 100% guaranteed to infect any game where your primary goals is to recruit a bunch of different forces in order to fight a Big Bad at the end, only for all your hard work to wash away when it inevitably devolves to just you and your buddies…

It’s okay to stop playing a game.

My grandmother was an only child, so she thankfully didn’t lose any immediate family. My grandfather lost his twin brother in the war.

Wow this style takes me back to AAAHH!!! Real Monsters. Fun show; sort of like Monsters Inc. meets Harry Potter, but less cuddly.

Wow. I feel transported back to the mid 90s.