yeah its pretty goddamn horrible. i’m actually LIVID over this shirt. I promise you, this chapter’s charter will be revoked. PROMISE. so.. they can fuck themselves.

YEAH UM... i just turned this into national leadership. um, i will not be an alum in good standing with this nonsense going on. if adpis are known for one thing... its being the fuckin fatties. (thick is still fat in greek life - i wrnt to a too five greek school - we put the sensual in nonconsensual. they don’t just…

poor paris, “these were my gaudy jeans with a bedazzled ass because i have not booty and it made me irrelevant. i have a lazy eye and herpes and a drinking problem and a cocaine problem.”