First time that comment hasn’t been annoying.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Manufacturers: Compact pickup trucks don’t sell.

Clawback, Stonewall, and Tainted is a band? I thought they were a law firm.

I was expecting a higher caliber of puns regarding this caravan of Rams charging out of the factory on their journey to a new life. Hopefully another intrepid challenger will avenge this lack of punniness.

Search area was restricted to a 100 mile radius as soon as police heard it was a Dodge.

Nope, don’t got none of that.

The word for which you are looking is coprolite.

I’ve met a lot of guys with low mileage Miatas - they seem to attract that kind of buyer. I met a guy last summer who had a really nice ‘91 he’d bought new, and he was super proud of the fact that it had only just turned over 30,000 miles (“mostly country miles too!” he bragged). I didn’t say it out loud but it seemed…

He wants older not 2002.

so much want ... but it’s still a 14 year old car with 150k, not yet a collectible nor a candidate given it’s mileage. CP

So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, “Why you so fly?” he said, “Funky Ford Cortina”

Even I think you’re way off base here. A 300? He’s not selling fentanyl in downtown Philly, he’s commuting.

The correct price is right there on the license plate.

“your Honda Fit couldn’t even power the drive train in this car peasant”

Seeing old-ass civics on the road: sometimes I think half that is more than some people have in their cars.

It’s 19.5% loss.

Yeah, that is a lot for a modern car, especially one from a higher-end brand, even with an automatic and all-wheel-drive.

MY Mazda6 has the exact same issues! Hey...wait a minute!

Auto claims adjuster.