He must be Canadian.

There are uglier 80's cars out there. Price is in why-the-hell-not territory for a running convertible. And it’s just a quick hour drive away to boot!

Which is it, rebuilt or a new “sourced” motor. And who the hell is suppose to sit in that second row. SUVs are supposed to give you enough leg room for an adult. Add the grandpa stick on the steering wheel and you get... CP!

Yes, but naming them Assasn is much more appropriate.

That’s going to be one hard dash cam to watch.

At least the mesh trunk organizer doors won’t stop the idiot from falling out.

This is like trying to get Jeeza to pronounce Neesawn and Maazda and Jagwire correct.

GIF with a hard “G”. JIF is peanut butter.

Yet another company ruined by GM. Hummer, Saab, Olds, Pontiac and Saturn were good companies before being absorbed and subsequently discontinued by the bowtie (although Olds and Pontiac did have decades before meeting the end). As far as this TrailBlazer remake, putting a new suit on a turd still makes it a turd.

So are escalators.

And can’t stop giving hugs on the floor during Knicks games.

I want some of whatever it is you were smoking when you wrote this.

That is a great price for a running example. Yes it needs some work done still but that is already built in to the price. Not to mention I kind of like the looks of these for some reason.

Kristen beat you to the story by about 7hrs Raph.

Audi: Hey jackass, put the phone away and drive, it’s green now.

That’s the best engine he could come up with for a swap? That’s a horrible place for a radiator, that false door is keeping the fan from doing its job.

How much can I get on the TDI payoff with this? Not enough to cover the extra 1 he has in the price.

“BF Goodrich’s reps have explained that the KO2 has received some minor tweaks for treatment as the new Raptor’s stock rubber. Apparently to make it quieter and more complaint, which it certainly is.”

Ultimate Dying Machines

It also comes prepared to deal with the ice weasels and occasional Yeti. Chains already applied to the drive wheel (sprocket?) so no need to flip it upside down!