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Fucking Mel Gibson. When they nominated Hacksaw Ridge for an Oscar a few years ago it made my skin crawl to see him sitting out in the audience, laughing, having a good time. Like why are we rewarding this virulent racist, homophobic, anti-Semitic misogynist abuser?

That’s funny because my unapologetic MCU fandom is exactly why I HAVEN’T signed up yet; some of that won’t be out til 2021

I looked at the release schedule for the MCU shows, and made a decision not to jump at Disney+ until those shows actually start coming out.  I’ll catch up on Baby Yoda before Season 2, which is good enough for me.

I’d love to sit here and trade Spinal Tap quotes, but we’ve gotta...sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo.

From what I understand, It’s actually “Drake, we are leaving!”, not Marines. I always thought it was that but was reading something on the movie, and it said this is a common error, and even the subtitles say “Marines”. Ever since 8 read that, when I watch the clip, I hear Drake. 

I say we grease this ratfuck son of bitch right now.

Have used most of those this week.

I was having a hard time thinking of any movies I quote as much as I do TV shows, and somehow I blanked on Aliens despite it being my favorite movie of all time. Almost everything out of the marines’ mouths is gold, and Ripley, Newt and Bishop all have a number of endlessly quotable lines also.

“HELLO CLEVELAND!”

If someone suggests meeting at ‘1900 hours’ I like to reply, ‘So that’s in what, 50 hours? 120 hours?’

Or it’s a cover.

I just used the ‘What’s wrong with being sexy?’ quote with my Spinal Tap superfan brother-in-law last week, and it reassured the two of us that we were always meant to be brothers-in-law. Which we were.

Yeah, I envy us too.

My band name is literally taken from a Spinal Tap quote:

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How can you leave out. “Game over man, game over”.  And of course now i see ya had it in your post lol.

My Sharona is even creepier when you realise there was a real Sharona ..and the lead singer eventually dated her USING THAT SONG!!.

We’re all too cool for circa 1980's Top 40.

Young Girl by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap. A song so absolutely creepy that I dont ever like referencing it.

“Fuck world peace...make the word “welp” disappear.”

The cynic in me always expected a third one, since you can’t really make a lot of money selling a duology as a boxed set the way you can with a trilogy.