Well, at least he’s not standing there in some kind of Jesus Christ pose. 

Plus all the wacky cameos in John’s head. Hepcat Drummer Scorpius is a particular favourite. 

The accurate answer is Scorpius from Farscape, but someone else mentioned him, so here’s the runner up:

I was coming in here to post just that. One of the all-time great villains. And the best part is that ultimately, he does actually succeed in his goal - the delighted and slightly surprised look on his face when the peace treaty is being signed at the end of PK War is amazing. I’ll stump for Seasons 2-4 as among the…

He’s not my favourite of the supers, either as a character in general (that’d be Batman) or in a cinematic incarnation (that’d be Cap), but it’s easy to parse his enduring popularity and appeal - of all of the major supers, he’s the only one that’s a plain ol’ regular dude. He’s not a genius scientist, failed military …

I deleted all my German friends from my phone’s contact list. Now it’s Hans-free. 

I used to have a buddy who liked hunting a lot. One time he accidentally shot his foot off. I couldn’t be friends with him after that though, I’m lack-toes intolerant. 

I love dad jokes. Of course, I’m a dad, so I’m supposed to, but what’s not to like about quick, terrible puns? Plus, my kids are starting to get to the eye-rolling “really dad?” phase, so my dad-satisfaction is increased tenfold. My favourite:

I know some of the advance reaction is saying the movie is kind of uneven, but I’ll bet Vedder helped him find an even flow.

The cue of O Fortuna in Excalibur is chills-down-the-spine perfect.

I would take “spooky abandoned English spider factory” any day over this:

“It’s a dog eat dog world, and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.”

If the goal is to make the Oscars more relevant and watchable, there were (and are) so many ways to achieve that that would honestly work.

By the third line, they’ve sped up by four or five bpm from where they started. It feels like they instinctively realize all of a sudden that what they’re doing is utter shite, and start flailing for the finish so it can be over in a rush of flop sweat, but then again, that reading is probably giving them more credit…

I think the ridiculously dangerous situation Ripley is in is part of the point. She’s in a place any woman would consider absolute hell... and she couldn’t care less, because she’s in round three of the alien fight. The exchange with Charles Dutton’s inmate is great (“Mind if I sit here?”... “I’m a murderer and rapist…

“Alien3 is actually a damn good movie” is the contrarian critical opinion hill I will die on. It’s beyond bleak and risky for an installment of a major franchise - killing off two major characters wordlessly before the opening credits are even finished, stranding Ripley on a planet filled with jacked & violent…

I’d keep the drone guns and Ripley on the bench, but not the Newt family stuff.

Ah, that must be it.

I am convinced, although I have no proof, that the original version of Aliens I saw in the theatre in ‘86 had the drone gun scenes. Mostly because when it was first released on home video, I was like “where is that scene with the drone guns?”, and then when the quadrilogy DVDs came out with all the directors cuts, I…

The right answer is Elves. TV’s Grizzly Adams, Dan Haggerty, stars as a washed up New York cop working as a department store Santa who accidentally stumbles upon a long-dormant Nazi plot to create a race of supersoldier elves by impregnating virtuous teenage virgins with mad scientist elf sperm. Despite its title, it…