Oh. Was the millionaire’s son going to have a disappointing birthday? Boo hoo. 

This seems like an obvious case where she should just... fill those 118 orders and offer them a free tee shirt for their trouble, versus actually go to prison.

My mom regards AOC as some rebellious, mouthy teenager who “needs a spanking for all that back talk she’s made on Pelosi,” and I’m like she’s an adult woman, representing her convictions and constituents. She’s no different than the men who serve in Congress. My mom’s opinion is similar to her parenting style:…

Man, if only you could buy a car directly from a manufacturer. Nah, that would never work, dealers clearly provide far too much value to the whole purchasing process.

My grandmother was worried I would turn out to be gay because, like, my mom let me wear a beret or something when I was 4. My dad was convinced Trump couldn’t win, no matter how hard I tried to explain it to him, and has been surprised that some of his white friends turned out to be shitty ass Trumpsters. A bunch of…

I mean it takes a certain amount of gall to claim that you’re not racist because your family employs black farmhands. That’s just a level of self-delusion that’s comparable to saying “I can’t be racist because my great-great-grandpappy used to fuck his black slaves, er, farmhands”.

They’re going to milk it for as long as they can

Seriously though, these writers acting thirsty AF when it’s anything to do with Pete. “I can’t have him so I’m gonna hate him”

Exactly. God forbid they ever recognize their own blindspots. There will always be mean girls in the lunchroom no matter how they dress it up.

Alternatively, his mom lives lives in the attic of his house.

Let me first say that I got no dog in this hunt; but maybe living with his mother is the safest place for him right now.

This has been pointed out to Jez writers before but they conveniently ignore it because it doesn’t fit their irrational-hatred-of-Pete-Davidson agenda. Nor does the fact that with his mental health issues, it makes sense for him to have a close relative living nearby. 

I actually thought it was pretty funny, and I went into the special with the same reservations. He starts with a great joke/story about Louis CK, which was the highlight for me. The special is under 50 minutes, so no big commitment even if you end up not liking it.

I think it’s important to note that Pete lives in the basement of the house he bought for his mom, not just “his mom’s basement.”

I think that looks very much like somewhere a single 26 year old dude would live. Hell, it was even cleaner and better organized than I would have imagined.

Yeah that's how depression works- it's a chemical imbalance not just having a bad day

Yeah seriously. The guy used a LOT of words to say absolutely nothing. 

I think this is the most pointless comment I have ever read on here.

I don’t care what political party he belongs to, heroin addiction is a horrible thing and I hope he can find a way to kick it.