Crop tops and biker shorts. I wanna see abs and quads.  

Yeah, from an adolescent, the threat to run away from home is seen with amusement. From a 17 year old, hey man, good luck. As much as he seems to think he knows what’s best, maybe he’s not ready for the deep end yet? Maybe use that somehow? If he doesn’t want to go to school, start charging him rent? And if rent…

Do what my parents did.  Let him move out. 

Hot take.  Not true.  Beards will always be cool on those that live the beard. Those that dabble or those that use the beard as a tool for publicity will never be cool in the beard.

How does this represent the separation between church and state? It seems like a matter of the state needs help from private organizations so the private organizations get to dictate how the state acts on issues of public health. So desperate measures and all that.

Nah, asshole Christians are like Gremlins. They spontaneously reproduce when wet. I don’t know about the feeding after midnight part.

Actually being super religious does hurt people. Holding specific ideas doesn’t happen in a vacuum.  People vote based on that super religiosity.  People disown children based on that super religiosity. 

Chris Pratt is the human version of the win an all expenses paid family vacation, all you have to do is give them your personal info, kiosk at the mall.  I don’t quite know what the grift is, but there is definitely a grift.

Nah, it’s not stupid to HAVE two pounds of weed. That’s just buying in bulk.  Costco is popular for a reason.  Leaving it in an Uber though? How much weed did he smoke to forget he was taking that much weed somewhere?

Like anything people go super extra for, something about screaming how religious you are from the rooftops always gives me the “Whoah man, too much.” vibe. Isn’t there a bible verse about not being super vocal about your faith? Do not be like the hypocrites...so on and so forth.

If I had to make a choice between shooting the lady who cut me off across 3 lanes of traffic then slammed on her brakes in front of me at a green light to make an illegal left turn from the middle lane yesterday and my dog. It’s not even a choice. 

I met him back in 2014 at ComicCon. Was so excited to get a picture with him. As a black, nerdy kid who has been super excited about science for as long as I can remember, he was the pinnacle of what was possible as far as being smart, black and true to yourself. Bye NGT. You broke my heart brother.

In the video above, it looks like he apologized the same way he insulted. They show the tweets behind him in the interview. He doesn’t say “if”, he says he’s sorry “that.” As for the past instance you referred to, he also said “The funny thing within that joke is it’s me getting mad at my son because of my own…

Whatever people feel about Kim Kardashian, being that visible and turning that into profit is a job in itself.  When people say they want fame and to just be liked for doing nothing, they don’t realize how much work self-promotion is.

Do you want to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the diners at adjacent tables?

Any mention of where her injuries came from? Was it like the idiot who carved Obama’s initials into their face but it was backwards because they did it in the mirror?

It reminds me of how kids now are bringing back the 90s because they never directly experienced it. These restaurants are just bringing back the days where we didn’t have stone tools and fire was still that new hotness.

At this point, let’s just do it.  They swear more guns are the answer? Let’s give every single person a gun.  Kids, teachers, security guards, cashiers, toll booth operators, everyone.  Maybe a few years of fucking pandemonium will make them go, you know what, this sounded better in theory.

I really don’t understand the paid actor thing. It’s easier to believe that someone was paid to lie under oath and risk possible fines or jail time in the service of some political scheme, than it is to believe that a woman was sexually assaulted? One thing has never been proven to happen all that often, the other…

Counterpoint: If your cereal sits there long enough to get soggy, you’re doing it wrong.