Danzig in the Streets (Jagger in the Sheets)

They'll hit permafrost!

Too bad 32 feet is the theoretical limit for ladder technology.

Just need to carry one of these up:

Same here for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Outside of Kirkland Signature, New Amserdam is the best value gin I've found. Goes great in citrusy drinks (negroni, tom collins, g&t), and goes for about $12/bottle. Solid for the price.

Did the inventor happened to be named Wallace, perchance? Was his lab assistant a precocious mute canine?

It's in clear packaging, though. They look like technicolor string cheese.

Maybe don't wear your noise canceling headphones while crossing a city street

You're not thinking on the next level. They could fill those holes with other kinds of cheese

I can also attest to the quality of Kirkland gin. Wouldn't be my first choice for a martini, but it's great for mixed drinks (negroni, G&T, etc). Similar to New Amsterdam.

Also he's wrong, there is a ferris wheel :D

Darmok and Jalad at the Phish concert.

Yay compromise!

"Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, "May you never bear fruit again!" Immediately the tree withered."

Yeah but I bet you need a hand to turn it on, like a filthy pleb.

Ohhh… probably natto. That stuff is gross.

Seitan is not fermented. It's just wheat gluten. Are you thinking of tempeh?

Sorry, no currying anything in a Trump restaurant. Too "ethnic"

Trump would probably fund a Mars expedition if it meant he could profit off the great real estate dealz