Thanks for the story, I shed a tear

7.11 oz, to be exact

Glad to hear all that fame hasn't gotten to Amos' head

*applauds politely*

It's disappointment all the way down.

Lucy Liu in Charlie's Angels

Sounds like the ancient Egyptians could learn a thing or two about lean manufacturing!

In Driver, the police would chase you if they saw you break traffic laws (speeding, running red lights, hitting other cars). Some missions involved trying to avoid being noticed by police (especially one where you couldn't damage the car too much, since the only tactic the police had was ramming at high speed). This…

The Bard College group? That's awesome! I used to go to their shows in high school.

Ours is a chevy van, spraypainted green, with stick-on mailbox letters that say ICE CREAM, and mexico plates. His competition is a guy with a cooler on wheels with a bell.

That sweet Switzer Canyon sound

That sensation you're feeling… is the amphetamines!

Most digital sensors are IR sensitive, so I assume it is the former.

But only if your phone detects the IR signal, and is also programmed to turn off the camera in response to that signal.

Stupid cocaine!

Sorry, I just finished off the whiskey. How about… let's see… creme de menthe?

Going from the header image, I imagine there is a comedic scene where someone tells Jeff Goldblum to "XYZ," and it takes him eight tries to find the right one

Knives won again, eh? One day my Spooneys will get em!

They're pretty much interchangeable

But isn't magma just sand in liquid form?