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she personifies the color beige.

Do people in America seriously recognize Dakota Johnson enough to bother her? I know 50 Shades of Gray is a Big Deal, but I'm pretty celebrity-aware and I wouldn't recognize Dakota if she dangled a pair of handcuffs in my face.

This is the definition of "dead behind the eyes"

Felony child endangerment - the charge exists for a reason.

you are not an asshole, you are being crapped on through comments by a bunch of disgruntled waiters.

You're going to have a hell of a time defending yourself. Criminals will get their guns illegally anyway.

Or you could tell her that it is where you keep your gun locked up and that guns are for killing and you own that gun for shooting people dead. And that dead people are dead forever. Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever stumbles across your firearm.

Just riffing here.

You know whose opinion on this topic I give zero fucks about? Yours.

It sounds more like the crib was in mom's room, and mom was a fucking moron who kept an unsecured gun handy. Just...I can't with these stories.

"The state will assemble a child fatality review board to determine whether the parents should be charged with a crime."

Whenever this happens* I always think about the kid who pulled the trigger. How do you deal with that as you grow older? (Or in the immediate aftermath AND as you grow older for older children.)

We bought a bio-locking safe for the gun I keep for home defense. It can only be opened with my fingerprint. Hopefully, my kid will never even see the safe. But if she does, I'm going to tell her that it's a trap for the souls of little children to be transported to the Containment Unit, where they don't get any toys…

You did the Lord's work that day.

Confused Elderly Panda is my new band name.

I agree - the headline is very misleading

Aren't the texts and exchange of nudes proof enough? This story doesn't pass the sniff test.

I do really think this may have been written by a child. Or a grown man to talks to grown women like they're children.

From part 3:

Yeah the intruder will be stunned, and then what do you think they're going to do? If you guessed "Get pissed off that a bunch of kids threw shit at him and retaliate", you are correct.