I just saw Wolf of Wall Street and among many takeaways, one is how thoroughly Scorsese showed Russell how it's done. How does American Hustle feel so much longer when it's 50 minutes shorter?

Getting my mom to rock the mic on Go Your Own Way for Rock Band 2 was pretty great.

Not gonna lie, I read that headline and got a little emotional.

She's been blowing that vegan kid.

Annie sang, so an A- turned into a B+.

REGULAR-SIZED RUDY!!!!

They are not alike in any way, but then there isn't really anything on TV like Rectify.

Because I know you, because I know you, because I know you.

Neckbone is the best character of 2013. Full stop.

Damn, Ethyl Beavers is so hot right now.

Run for your fucking life.

Instead, he's getting a ride from Van Alden to Chicago. How many words were spoken on that car ride? 4?

He should've cut that hug short. Get an extra few seconds in your day, don't shoot an innocent bystander.

J. Edgar Hoover. One of the all-time worst, right?

I thought they peaked with the fight, which was on Dority/Turner levels, but they followed it up with the scene at the Onyx, pushing me farther back into my chair. Then, that beautifully shot prison scene with that all-time piece of shit Hoover. Bringing it all to that goddamn ending…