It really shows how much the average person can see into the future, i.e. Not at all.

Soooo... Here’s how this new “god” thing works.

Yeah I know. I got an NES when I was seven. I loved the games then as I do now. But, nostalgia is responsible for almost all of that. It just annoys me when people of my generation get that smug sense of superiority about games today. Growing up playing first generation games doesn’t make you a better anything. At…

People always forget about Mystic Gohan.

Gohan...so much potential all thrown away.

Flared nostrils and the sound to back it up.

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento

I came here to ask Patrick if he actually feels this is a “new generation” or if it’s more of a continuation of the 5th. I suppose the new engine options speak to a new generation of vehicle, but the design is a intra-generation evolution.

That's why if you're going to rob a bank in San Francisco, you use a silver Prius as a getaway car.

I love old-school MIDIs... but, this just sounds so good to me:

FFI was awesome when it first came out, and it looks a lot worse in comparison to later games. It was definitely not without flaws. One of the biggest flaws in the game was that it required too much grinding to level up and get $$. Another big flaw is that there weren't good options for healing - you just had to…

Or just because most Americans are as adventurous as a pile of vanilla pudding. We're doing just fine in Texas. No major outbreaks of firey death.

You see this watch? this watch cost more than the car you drove to work. Oh, no not a P85D, I meant the regular 85."

Norway and China couldn't be bigger polar opposites from a cultural and political standpoint though... Norway also has one of the highest standards of living in the world.

"I will fly my ass over there and bust heads myself. You think I can't? You see that rocket out there? I can be there in 2 hours. Don't talk to me about the leads I'm giving you. I've got guys in Europe, all over the US closing deals left and right. Leads, shit. PUT THE COFFEE DOWN. "

I'm sure it'll get remade at some point, but yeah it is nice that it'll be a while at least.

That's 1410.96lbs.

Or, your mom.

- Xbox Live

Have the same problem to be fair. I just don't understand it, don't people want surprises anymore or anything? Or was this a "non surprise"? I have no idea what's going on. :p

I read more than half of this and still didn't understand why people are mad. Can someone fill me in? I just can't read anymore while constantly asking myself "but why are people so angry?"

It's actually very impressive. You're right about the planks displacing his weight and all of that, and it's a misleading as hell headline, but there is literally zero way that you, or most people, could even get a fraction of the distance he did.